Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Eye of the Tyga

He may not be a survivor, but he has something to do with Montana, which is good enough for the man in the moon. I'm a bit confused by Tyga "Tyga Montana" lyrics, but intrigued none the less.

God Have Spoken

And they're telling me I must study the holy texts of rap. As a patron said of it, I do believe myself qualified to write about it. Do you? If you do you should go to Rap Genius Editor Contributor Guidelines to Lyrics. Even the talmud needs some guidelines.

Gods Smile

Thanks be to the Rap Genius Gods. Clearly they are worshipper of the ancient text of Weezy and Drake and therefore are able to best interpret the latest addition. Think of their previous songs as the Bible and "She Will" as The Book Of Judas. It'll be added and scare everyone with how good it is. I'm digging Lil Wayne (Ft. Drake) – She Will Lyrics.

Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo

Now, as a practicer of faith (which faith is not important, but I'll give you a hint, we read the talmud) I find it interesting that rapper/singer/perfumer Justin Bieber got himself a tattoo on his rib cage that says "Jesus" in Hebrew.
Guess the holy lord, God, father, man, etc. is a smiling on him. He must be smiling cause he's got me listening to the Bieb. I'm super digging the explanations on this site for Justin Bieber "Ladies Love Me" lyrics.

Book 1: Aspagaroth

What is the taste of Asparagus?* The face of money is scattered abroad upon the face of all the earth, and yet the prophet has no profit(!) The condor swimmeth even as the heron flow, and yet only holy men and fools can perceive the salmon in the heavens. Fish! Nothing which the fisher man propose to do will be unattainable
for him.


See? You Gemara.




* Rabbi X was fond of asparagus.